This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
How many wheels of brie is it socially acceptable to eat at a funeral?
This is seriously the best post 2013 has to offer
trees aren’t even as shady as hannibal lecter
but i bet Jack would put one in jail for being the Ripper faster than he’d put Hannibal tho