How many wheels of brie is it socially acceptable to eat at a funeral?
This is seriously the best post 2013 has to offer
trees aren’t even as shady as hannibal lecter
but i bet Jack would put one in jail for being the Ripper faster than he’d put Hannibal tho
me: bb ur so wet
gf: i live in the fucking ocean
Anarchy in UK
oh my god
the water bottles
if you don’t like these you can just go away from me for a few mins lol
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
Haven’t been able to blog since my laptop pooped out and tumblr uses so much data on my phone, but hopefully I’ll be back soon.
Go ahead and follow me on Instagram doe: microbelvr